hold on brb

userbar:

time is money

money is power

power is pizza

pizza is knowledge

witchyroses:

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

Thank god we learned huh

taylorhowell:

So….My friend and I had a sleepover and we came to realize a thing
otterymary:

Did you see the Devil that night? Yes.

marauderettemarsnerd:

pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

image

johnwatson:

lestrade:

sherlock:

I’m back.

u lil shit

moustache

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

televisonrulesthenation:

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

Seth Myers wrote that line, that’s why he’s smiling.

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

nitohri:

if you’re gonna shit on people for using fictional characters to motivate themselves well first of all what the fuck is your problem